Dreamtime #4

I was sitting on the living room couch, when I heard some rustling from the skirting board and two huge cockroaches crawled out. They were more like lobsters, or crayfish and were pink with big flappy claws. They kept making moves toward me, and I threw my slippers and a tea towel at them. I even turned over the coffee table onto one of them, but I knew they were tough critters and I'd need some special equipment to deal with them. What I needed was a large square of thick white card, with a small square missing from the middle, which was covered with cling film. This needed to be placed over the cockroach, so that it was trapped under the central cling film section. I could then hammer a nail into the beasts scaly back.